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itsmemaddi:

absolutepie:

hepalien:

gncfag:

gncfag:

gncfag:

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

Originally posted by haikyuutiehowyadoin

Sam: can’t believe you caused the crash that killed Princess Diana

Bucky:

Sam: I can’t believe you made Marilyn Monroe overdose.

Bucky:

teapupp:

in 2018, I wish you

• better mental health
• great looking skin
• more energy
• open-mindedness
• healthy relationships
• good dreams at night
• success
• delicious food
• happiness